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61 – Northern Suburbs (Boston), Cape Town, South Africa

I don't NEED a woman, but would LIKE to have a Lady-friend.

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Modified: 04 August 2016

Online: Today

About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Northern Suburbs (Boston), Cape Town, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
61
Star Sign:
Taurus
Height:
183cm (6' 0.0")
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Average
Hair Colour:
Dark Blonde
Eye Colour:
Blue
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Afrikaans
Other Languages:
English; French
Religion:
Christian / Protestant
Marital Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Friends; Open to possibilities; Long-term
Have Children:
Yes, not living with me
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Regular Smoker
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Technical Diploma
Occupation:
Transportation
Income:
Enough

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Anywhere in the World
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
40 - 61
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic
Looks:
Any
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Non-negotiable
Ethnicity:
Asian; Indian; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
English
Religion:
Any
Marital Status:
Any
Have Children:
No; Yes, not living with me
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

Slaan my met 'n nat vis, ...but I can't see why anyone "should" get to know me. I'm an ol' stubborn Bull, know always better, seldom sharrup, take life far too serious, and smoke becus I LIKE it. My snoring beats a chainsaw handsdown and I stutter when I'm nervous. Then I was also kicked in the head by the Aries, so every 7 to 8 years I pack-up and relocate somewhere distant or at least do a major life-change. Some brannie-&-kouk rockspider-fools call that "adventurous". Ha, I call it plain stupid. Like the time when I sailed a 30ft yacht across the Atlantic with a hysterically-prone female to teach me sailing. Or when I drove a big-rig 18-wheeler truck all across the snowy and icy roads of America. Adventurous? ...nahh, DUMB!!

But I have a few interesting (travel) stories. And with my sense-o-humor, plus a Southern Comfort or 2, well I had friends fall off perfectly stable chairs, some wetting their pant(ie)s, others promised to kill me. ...Shame.

Let Wel; After returning back to SA, I gave the new society 1-look and decided to go back to truck-driving in the US, ...and now virtually live in the truck. So don't even bother if you're not willing to leave SA or to be far from "your people".

Let's see;
1. I am H-O-N-E-S-T to my inner-circle, but "could" BS a stranger. So chuck the registration fee and talk to me straight on ja whoo.
2. I "do" the toilet-seat. It's just not wise to pull on a tiger's tail.
3. I share my feelings/thoughts. Sometimes to a boring drone.
4. I show my emotions. It's called zest-4-life.
5. I cry when I'm sad. It's ok if some thinks I'm a ninny, I have no ego.
6. I'm too stupid/naive/ignorant to have fear. Some call it brave.
7. Ofcourse I like gardening and the outdoors. Which boertjie does'nt?
8. Agh, do I really have to specify that I know which side is the front-end of a drill?
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About His Ideal Match

Thanks 4 reading so far, but deep-down I'm still "just a man" ...physically-visual. So if you LOOK like some-one's grandma or ARE overweight = no-thank-u. We all have a choice - raait?

And a better match is ensured the more "similar" we are --- Also born-&-raised at the Coast. We coastal-people just think & speak a different lingo, trust me.

Oh yes, and plz have a brain - comprehend what you read, especially in point-1 above. Ok, ok, while I'm at it. I might as well add my wish-list, nobody in her right mind is reading this far anyway.

a. You also have a brain, ...did I already say that? You can think, can v-e-r-b-a-l-i-s-e your wants/feelings, can REALLY be a "partner" with your own ideas and assertiveness. Pheew, I can split this-1 up into an a), b), c), right through the Mayan alphabet. But the bottom-line is your acceptance that I'm NOT a mind-reader ...and neither are you. Also, you can figure out a puzzle, if you comprehend point 1 above.
Oops, just lost a few Typical-Women there!
b. Your upper-lip is fuller than 5mm - I just don't do well with a bitch.
Yep, there goes a few more!
c. Sometimes "Quiet" is also considered a perfect conversation.
Bye, if you're uncomfortable with yourself!
d. Be able or willing-to-learn to play Bridge, or at least Canasta.
Shucks, there goes another bunch of dummies!
e. Any women still reading? ...Ok howabout; I'm REALLY looking for a Friend, a Buddy. I'm totally comfortable with celibacy. So don't expect much romance - light your own blerrie candles. Yes I like kissing, holding hands and body-contact, but that's not the Be-All.
And you'll need to be abit of a Tomboy & Outside-the-Box Thinker to like my frugal lifestyle --- truck-driving now and later permanently cruising & at-anchor on a sailing catamaran in the Caribbean Islands (HA! a beachhouse se malantillie).
Oops, dropped a few "Dames" there!
No-one? ANY-one? Eish, I just KNEW you're gonna miss my point-one at the very top.

More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Facial Hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Eyesight:
I wear glasses only when reading
Fashion Sense:
Minimal (Clothes are strictly optional)
Disabilities:
I have none
Hair Style:
Short; Straight
Body Art:
I don't have any
Personality Traits
Sense of Humour:
Light-hearted
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality Traits:
Daring; Funny; Intelligent; Optimistic; Outspoken
Valued Qualities:
Friendliness; Honesty
Leisure & Entertainment
Favourite Colour:
Blue
Favourite Clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
Date Activities:
A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Meeting for coffee; Walking on the beach
Cuisine:
Chinese; Doesn't matter; Indian; Seafood; Sushi
Music Preferences:
Rock
Books:
Crime; Travel
TV Shows:
Documentaries; Movie Channels; Nature/Wildlife
Movie Preferences:
Action; War; Westerns
Interests:
Card games; Cooking; Gardening; Healthy living
Sports:
Bowling; Camping; Canoeing; Darts; Fishing; Hiking; Inline / Roller skating; Pool; Sailing; Scuba diving; Snorkeling; Table Tennis; Volleyball; Walking; Water skiing; White water rafting
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Organised
Time at Work:
What's work?
Pastimes of choice:
Spending time outdoors
Time Online:
I'm on several hours a day
Cooking:
I cook rather than starve
Dining Out:
I only eat out on special occasions
TV Habits:
I don't have a TV
Movie Frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Sport Involvement:
Bored to death
Animals:
I like them Well Done
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I've got brothers and sisters
Family Closeness:
We're very close
Current Relationship:
I'm single
Reading:
I love it
Likes & Dislikes
Pets (Have):
Fish
Pets (Like):
Bird(s); Cat(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Exotic pet(s); Reptile(s); Rodent(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Flirting; Intelligence; Skinny dipping
The Deep Stuff
Dream Home:
Other
Religious Attendance:
Never
Retirement Plans:
Sailing the seven seas
Politics:
I have no interest in politics
Honesty:
Extremely