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Reality_Bites

70 – City Bowl, Cape Town, South Africa

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In His Own Words

About Him

I am a poet in the gutter, and a lover from the street. An orator of eloquence a sculptor of defeat.
A portrait of the pestilence a painter of deceit. A dancer with the answers for the woman I'may. one day meet.Wise enough to admit ignorance, powerful enough to admit defeat, and strong enough to submit.I choose to live by choice, not by chance; to make changes, not excuses; to be motivated, not manipulated; to be useful, not used; to excel, not compete.
AFTER 5 ATTEMPTS TO PASTE MY PIC ON HERE.AND BEING THREATENED THAT I`L BE BANNED I FIGURED BEFORE I KICK MY P.C.OR TEAR UP ALL THE TOILET PAPER IN THE HOUSE. I`LL ACCEPT DEFEAT GEEZ. I WONDER IF ITS SOMETHING I SAID OR ATE.a year later the site accepted my pic..
Mayb its because I am a man:??
When I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in and I have damaged the vehicle.
When the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start."
I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "cumin"or"tofu" For all I know these could be the same thing. And never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for which "feminine hygiene product" is a eupheminsm.
When one of our appliances stops working I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.
Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2015, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest like wandering around in the garden with a beer, wondering what to do.

About His Ideal Match

a reved up psychopathic redhead with nymphomanic tendancies.or a deaf/mute with big boobs,that owns a liquorstore. just kiddin.LOL
if i open another profile that reads.lookin 4 a Soulmate ,walks on the beach redwine sunsets.or a man with asense of humour grrrr!!im gonna jump out here and bite u.as im bizzy loosin my sense of humour.almost every profile reads the same.
is there someone here.who can challange me mentaly,has attitude,a sense of humour and some adventure in their blood.som1with more class than ass.am i askin to much.
hey ugly!! if ur desperate and this quote refers too u. If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it will always be yours.If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free..You either married it or gave birth to it. well u just carry on lookin..cos u`ve hit on the wrong profile..
lemme rather tell u what im Not lookin for .
if u boast bein stuborn and untidy as ur beter qualities.
i consider stuborness the height of stupidity.untideness: a lack of values an self respect,sorry to say i dont run a finishing school.
if lifes given u a raw deal and ur into male bashing or u just lookin for a pissing post to relieve ur anger or if uve laid claim to the quote.that men only think with their ding dongs dont bother me.this may come as a surprise to u.i think with both.they say 2 heads think beter than one.
if u r on a fruit coctail of mothers little helpers,anti depresents or sleepin tablets.pass me by.
HELP..A Few years ago.the EX walked off with the Dog.Reward offered for the return of the Dog. never mind the EX. I once read a article that said the typical symptoms of stress are:eating too much,impulse buying,+ driving too fast.Are they kidding? ThatS my idea of a perfect day So dont spoil mine by askin to view my pics without openin urs.
u have a great day and i hope u see the humour in the profile

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About Him

Country of Origin:
Greece
Location:
City Bowl, Cape Town, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
70
Star Sign:
Capricorn
Height:
183cm (6' 0.0")
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Above Average
Hair Colour:
Grey
Eye Colour:
Blue
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans; Greek
Religion:
Spiritual, but not religious
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Long-term
Have Children:
Yes, not living with me
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Occasional
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Some University / College
Occupation:
Self-employed
Income:
Comfortable

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in the World
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
39 - 50
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
140cm (4' 7.1") or shorter - 191cm (6' 3.2")
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous
Looks:
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Black; Changes Often
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Slightly important
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
Relationship Status:
Any
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Medium; Straight
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Facial Hair:
I have a moustache
Disabilities:
I have none
Body Art:
I don't have any
Personality
Sense of Humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Intellectually Challenged
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behaviour:
An impartial observer
Personality Traits:
Cautious; Easy going; Intelligent; Mild; Optimistic; Outgoing; Realistic; Sarcastic; Stable
Valued Qualities:
Friendliness; Honesty; Patience; Tolerance
Fashion Sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite Clothing:
I'm most comfortable naked
Favourite Colour:
Blue
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
A movie; A music concert; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks
Music Preferences:
Blues; Electronic Dance Music; Heavy Metal; Latin; Pop / Top 40; Rock; World
Reading:
I enjoy it
Books:
Crime; History; Mystery; Travel
TV Habits:
I mostly use my TV for news or sport
TV Shows:
Action / Adventure; Documentaries; Educational; Movie Channels; Nature / Wildlife; News; Reality shows
Movie Frequency:
I wait for movies to come out on DVD or online.
Movie Preferences:
Action; Comedy; Documentary; Mystery; War
Sport Involvement:
An active participant
Sports:
Extreme sports; Rugby; Sailing; Water skiing
Food
Cooking:
I cook rather than starve
Food:
Chinese; Doesn't matter; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; South African; Sushi; Thai
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out 7 days a week
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Hectic
Time at Work:
I always put in overtime
Pastimes of choice:
Socialising with friends
Time Online:
I check in once a day
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I've got a sister
Family Closeness:
We're average
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Likes & Dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Power; Skinny dipping; Thrill seeking
The Deep Stuff
Religious Attendance:
Once a week
Dream Home:
Beach house
Politics:
Liberal
Retirement Plans:
Sailing the seven seas
Honesty:
Very