In sy eie woorde...
Oor Hom
I am a poet in the gutter, and a lover from the street. An orator of eloquence a sculptor of defeat.
A portrait of the pestilence a painter of deceit. A dancer with the answers for the woman I'may. one day meet.Wise enough to admit ignorance, powerful enough to admit defeat, and strong enough to submit.I choose to live by choice, not by chance; to make changes, not excuses; to be motivated, not manipulated; to be useful, not used; to excel, not compete.
AFTER 5 ATTEMPTS TO PASTE MY PIC ON HERE.AND BEING THREATENED THAT I`L BE BANNED I FIGURED BEFORE I KICK MY P.C.OR TEAR UP ALL THE TOILET PAPER IN THE HOUSE. I`LL ACCEPT DEFEAT GEEZ. I WONDER IF ITS SOMETHING I SAID OR ATE.a year later the site accepted my pic..
Mayb its because I am a man:??
When I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in and I have damaged the vehicle.
When the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start."
I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "cumin"or"tofu" For all I know these could be the same thing. And never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for which "feminine hygiene product" is a eupheminsm.
When one of our appliances stops working I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.
Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2015, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest like wandering around in the garden with a beer, wondering what to do.
Sy Ideale Pasmaat
a reved up psychopathic redhead with nymphomanic tendancies.or a deaf/mute with big boobs,that owns a liquorstore. just kiddin.LOL
if i open another profile that reads.lookin 4 a Soulmate ,walks on the beach redwine sunsets.or a man with asense of humour grrrr!!im gonna jump out here and bite u.as im bizzy loosin my sense of humour.almost every profile reads the same.
is there someone here.who can challange me mentaly,has attitude,a sense of humour and some adventure in their blood.som1with more class than ass.am i askin to much.
hey ugly!! if ur desperate and this quote refers too u. If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it will always be yours.If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free..You either married it or gave birth to it. well u just carry on lookin..cos u`ve hit on the wrong profile..
lemme rather tell u what im Not lookin for .
if u boast bein stuborn and untidy as ur beter qualities.
i consider stuborness the height of stupidity.untideness: a lack of values an self respect,sorry to say i dont run a finishing school.
if lifes given u a raw deal and ur into male bashing or u just lookin for a pissing post to relieve ur anger or if uve laid claim to the quote.that men only think with their ding dongs dont bother me.this may come as a surprise to u.i think with both.they say 2 heads think beter than one.
if u r on a fruit coctail of mothers little helpers,anti depresents or sleepin tablets.pass me by.
HELP..A Few years ago.the EX walked off with the Dog.Reward offered for the return of the Dog. never mind the EX. I once read a article that said the typical symptoms of stress are:eating too much,impulse buying,+ driving too fast.Are they kidding? ThatS my idea of a perfect day So dont spoil mine by askin to view my pics without openin urs.
u have a great day and i hope u see the humour in the profile
Wat Sy Vriende Sê
Reality_Bites het nog nie enige aanbevelings van vriende af nie.
Oor Hom
Land van Oorsprong: |
Griekeland | |
Ligging: |
Stadskern, Kaapstad & Skiereiland, Suid-Afrika | |
Geslag: |
Manlik | |
Ouderdom: |
70 | |
Sterreteken: |
Steenbok | |
Lengte: |
183cm (6' 0.0") | |
Liggaamstipe: |
Gemiddeld | |
Uiterlike: |
Bo-gemiddeld | |
Haarkleur: |
Grys | |
Oogkleur: |
Blou | |
Ras: |
Blank / Kaukasiese | |
Huistaal: |
Engels | |
Ander Tale: |
Afrikaans; Grieks | |
Geloof: |
Geestelik maar nie godsdienstig nie | |
Verhoudingstatus: |
Geskei | |
Opsoek na: |
Aktiwiteitsmaats; Vriende; Oop vir moontlikhede; Langtermyn | |
Het Kinders: |
Ja, bly nie by my nie | |
Wil Kinders Hê: |
Nee | |
Daaglikse Dieet: |
Eet gesond | |
Rookgewoontes: |
Soms | |
Drinkgewoontes: |
Sosiale drinker | |
Geleerdheid: |
'n Bietjie Universiteit / Kollege | |
Beroep: |
Eie Onderneming | |
Inkomste: |
Gemaklik |
Sy Ideale Pasmaat
Land van Oorsprong: |
Enige plek in die Wêreld | ||
Ligging: |
Enige plek in die Wêreld | ||
Geslag: |
Vroulik | ||
Ouderdomskaal: |
39 - 50 | ||
Sterreteken: |
Enige | ||
Lengte: |
140cm (4' 7.1") of korter - 191cm (6' 3.2") | ||
Liggaamstipe: |
Slank; Gemiddeld; Atleties; Kurwes op die regte plekke | ||
Uiterlike: |
Skoonheidswenner; Baie Aantreklik; Bo-gemiddeld; Gemiddeld; Aantreklik | ||
Haarkleur: |
Blond; Donkerblond; Ligbruin; Donkerbruin; Rooibruin; Rooi; Swart; Verander Gereeld | ||
Oogkleur: |
Enige | ||
Het 'n Foto: |
Effens belangrik | ||
Ras: |
Enige | ||
Huistaal: |
Enige | ||
Ander Tale: |
Enige | ||
Geloof: |
Enige | ||
Verhoudingstatus: |
Enige | ||
Het Kinders: |
Enige | ||
Wil Kinders Hê: |
Enige | ||
Daaglikse Dieet: |
Enige | ||
Rookgewoontes: |
Enige | ||
Drinkgewoontes: |
Enige | ||
Geleerdheid: |
Enige | ||
Beroep: |
Enige | ||
Inkomste: |
Enige |
- Glad nie belangrik nie
- Effens belangrik
- Redelik belangrik
- Oorwegend belangrik
- Nieonderhandelbaar
Meer Oor Hom
Haarstyl: |
Medium; Reguit |
Sig: |
Ek het perfekte sig |
Gesigshare: |
Ek het 'n snor |
Gestremdhede: |
Ek het geen |
Liggaamskuns: |
Ek het geen |
Sin vir Humor: |
Droog |
Intelligensie: |
So effens stadig |
Regeer deur: |
Die verstand |
Partytjie Gedrag: |
'n Onpartydige waarnemer |
Persoonlikheidstrekke: |
Ekstrovert; Gemaklik; Intelligent; Optimisties; Realisties; Saggeaard; Sarkasties; Stabiel; Versigtig |
Gewaardeerde Kwaliteite: |
Eerlikheid; Geduld; Verdraagsaamheid; Vriendelikheid |
Modebewustheid: |
Informeel (Ek dra gewoonlik my gunsteling denim) |
Gunsteling Kleredrag: |
Ek is op my gemaklikste wanneer ek poedelnakend is |
Gunsteling Kleur: |
Blou |
Afspraak Aktiwiteite: |
'n Fliek; 'n Musiekkonsert; 'n Sportbyeenkoms bywoon; Aandete by 'n restaurant; Ontmoet vir koffie; Ontmoet vir drankies |
Musiek Voorkeure: |
Blues; Elektroniese Dansmusiek; Latyns; Pop / Top 40; Rock; Swaar Metaal; World |
Lees: |
Ek geniet dit |
Boeke: |
Geskiedkundig; Misdaad; Reis; Speurverhale |
TV Gewoontes: |
Ek gebruik my televisie net vir nuus of sport |
TV Programme: |
Aksie / Avontuur; Buitelug / Natuurlewe; Dokumentêr; Fliekkanale; Nuus; Opvoedkundig; Realiteitsprogramme |
Fliek Gereeldheid: |
Ek wag vir flieks om op DVD of aanlyn uit te kom. |
Fliek Voorkeure: |
Aksie; Dokumentêr; Komedie; Misterie; Oorlog |
Sport Betrokkenheid: |
'n Aktiewe deelnemer |
Sport: |
Rugby; Seil; Waaghalsige sport; Waterski |
Kook: |
Ek kook eerder as om honger te ly |
Kookkuns: |
Grieks; Indies; Italiaans; Japannees; Maak nie saak nie; Seekos; Sjinees; Soesji; Suid-Afrikaans; Thai |
Uiteet: |
Ek eet 7 dae per week uit |
Lewenspas: |
Woes |
Tyd by die Werk: |
Ek werk altyd oortyd |
Tydverdryf keuses: |
Sosiaal met vriende verkeer |
Tyd Aanlyn: |
Ek loer een keer per dag in |
Gebruik Dwelms: |
Nooit |
Familie Grootte: |
Ek het 'n suster |
Familie Nouheid: |
Ons is gemiddeld |
Verhoudingstipes: |
Ek is net enkellopend |
Diere: |
Ek hou van diere |
Prikkels: |
Selfgeldend; Liggaamsdeurboring(s); Flankering; Intelligensie; Langhare; Mag; Naakbaai; Sensasiesoeker |
Godsdienstige Bywoning: |
Een keer per week |
Droomhuis: |
Strandhuis |
Politiek: |
Liberaal |
Aftreeplanne: |
Die sewe oseane aandurf op 'n seiljag |
Eerlikheid: |
Baie |
