In sy eie woorde...
Oor Hom
Slaan my met 'n nat vis, ...but I can't see why anyone "should" get to know me. I'm an ol' stubborn Bull, know always better, seldom sharrup, take life far too serious, and smoke becus I LIKE it. My snoring beats a chainsaw handsdown and I stutter when I'm nervous. Then I was also kicked in the head by the Aries, so every 7 to 8 years I pack-up and relocate somewhere distant or at least do a major life-change. Some brannie-&-kouk rockspider-fools call that "adventurous". Ha, I call it plain stupid. Like the time when I sailed a 30ft yacht across the Atlantic with a hysterically-prone female to teach me sailing. Or when I drove a big-rig 18-wheeler truck all across the snowy and icy roads of America. Adventurous? ...nahh, DUMB!!
But I have a few interesting (travel) stories. And with my sense-o-humor, plus a Southern Comfort or 2, well I had friends fall off perfectly stable chairs, some wetting their pant(ie)s, others promised to kill me. ...Shame.
Let Wel; After returning back to SA, I gave the new society 1-look and decided to go back to truck-driving in the US, ...and now virtually live in the truck. So don't even bother if you're not willing to leave SA or to be far from "your people".
Let's see;
1. I am H-O-N-E-S-T to my inner-circle, but "could" BS a stranger. [removed]
2. I "do" the toilet-seat. It's just not wise to pull on a tiger's tail.
3. I share my feelings/thoughts. Sometimes to a boring drone.
4. I show my emotions. It's called zest-4-life.
5. I cry when I'm sad. It's ok if some thinks I'm a ninny, I have no ego.
6. I'm too stupid/naive/ignorant to have fear. Some call it brave.
7. Ofcourse I like gardening and the outdoors. Which boertjie does'nt?
8. Agh, do I really have to specify that I know which side is the front-end of a drill?
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Sy Ideale Pasmaat
Thanks 4 reading so far, but deep-down I'm still "just a man" ...physically-visual. So if you LOOK like some-one's grandma or ARE overweight = no-thank-u. We all have a choice - raait?
And a better match is ensured the more "similar" we are --- Also born-&-raised at the Coast. We coastal-people just think & speak a different lingo, trust me.
Oh yes, and plz have a brain - comprehend what you read, especially in point-1 above. Ok, ok, while I'm at it. I might as well add my wish-list, nobody in her right mind is reading this far anyway.
a. You also have a brain, ...did I already say that? You can think, can v-e-r-b-a-l-i-s-e your wants/feelings, can REALLY be a "partner" with your own ideas and assertiveness.[removed]
Oops, just lost a few Typical-Women there!
b. Your upper-lip is fuller than 5mm - I just don't do well with a bitch.
Yep, there goes a few more!
c. Sometimes "Quiet" is also considered a perfect conversation.
Bye, if you're uncomfortable with yourself!
d. Be able or willing-to-learn to play Bridge, or at least Canasta.
Shucks, there goes another bunch of dummies!
e. Any women still reading? ...Ok howabout; I'm REALLY looking for a Friend, a Buddy. I'm totally comfortable with celibacy. So don't expect much romance - light your own blerrie candles. Yes I like kissing, holding hands and body-contact, but that's not the Be-All.
And you'll need to be abit of a Tomboy & Outside-the-Box Thinker to like my frugal lifestyle --- truck-driving now and later permanently cruising & at-anchor on a sailing catamaran in the Caribbean Islands (HA! a beachhouse se malantillie).
Oops, dropped a few "Dames" there!
No-one? ANY-one?[removed]
Wat Sy Vriende Sê
Friendwbnfits het nog nie enige aanbevelings van vriende af nie.
Oor Hom
Land van Oorsprong: |
Suid-Afrika | |
Ligging: |
Noordelike Voorstede (Boston), Kaapstad & Skiereiland, Suid-Afrika | |
Geslag: |
Manlik | |
Ouderdom: |
68 | |
Sterreteken: |
Bul | |
Lengte: |
183cm (6' 0.0") | |
Liggaamstipe: |
Gemiddeld | |
Uiterlike: |
Gemiddeld | |
Haarkleur: |
Donkerblond | |
Oogkleur: |
Blou | |
Ras: |
Blank / Kaukasiese | |
Huistaal: |
Afrikaans | |
Ander Tale: |
Engels; Frans | |
Geloof: |
Christen / Protestant | |
Verhoudingstatus: |
Geskei | |
Opsoek na: |
Vriende; Oop vir moontlikhede; Langtermyn | |
Het Kinders: |
Ja, bly nie by my nie | |
Wil Kinders Hê: |
Nee | |
Daaglikse Dieet: |
Eet meeste kosse | |
Rookgewoontes: |
Gereeld | |
Drinkgewoontes: |
Sosiale drinker | |
Geleerdheid: |
Tegniese Diploma | |
Beroep: |
Vervoer | |
Inkomste: |
Genoeg |
Sy Ideale Pasmaat
Land van Oorsprong: |
Suid-Afrika | ||
Ligging: |
Enige plek in die Wêreld | ||
Geslag: |
Vroulik | ||
Ouderdomskaal: |
40 - 61 | ||
Sterreteken: |
Enige | ||
Lengte: |
Enige | ||
Liggaamstipe: |
Slank; Gemiddeld; Atleties | ||
Uiterlike: |
Enige | ||
Haarkleur: |
Enige | ||
Oogkleur: |
Enige | ||
Het 'n Foto: |
Nieonderhandelbaar | ||
Ras: |
Asiër; Indies; Latyns / Hispanis; Midde-Ooste; Blank / Kaukasiese | ||
Huistaal: |
Enige | ||
Ander Tale: |
Engels | ||
Geloof: |
Enige | ||
Verhoudingstatus: |
Enige | ||
Het Kinders: |
Nee; Ja, bly nie by my nie | ||
Wil Kinders Hê: |
Nee | ||
Daaglikse Dieet: |
Enige | ||
Rookgewoontes: |
Enige | ||
Drinkgewoontes: |
Niedrinker; Sosiale drinker | ||
Geleerdheid: |
Enige | ||
Beroep: |
Enige | ||
Inkomste: |
Enige |
- Glad nie belangrik nie
- Effens belangrik
- Redelik belangrik
- Oorwegend belangrik
- Nieonderhandelbaar
Meer Oor Hom
Haarstyl: |
Kort; Reguit |
Sig: |
Ek dra soms bril |
Gesigshare: |
Ek is skoongeskeer |
Gestremdhede: |
Ek het geen |
Liggaamskuns: |
Ek het geen |
Sin vir Humor: |
Lighartig |
Intelligensie: |
Intelligent |
Regeer deur: |
Die verstand |
Partytjie Gedrag: |
Meng met almal |
Persoonlikheidstrekke: |
Intelligent; Optimisties; Snaaks; Uitdagend; Uitgesproke |
Gewaardeerde Kwaliteite: |
Eerlikheid; Vriendelikheid |
Modebewustheid: |
Minimaal (Klere is streng opsioneel) |
Gunsteling Kleredrag: |
My betroubare denimbroek |
Gunsteling Kleur: |
Blou |
Afspraak Aktiwiteite: |
'n Piekniek in die park; Aandete by 'n restaurant; Uitgaan vir dans; Ontmoet vir koffie; Stap op die strand |
Musiek Voorkeure: |
Rock |
Lees: |
Ek lief dit |
Boeke: |
Misdaad; Reis |
TV Gewoontes: |
Ek het nie 'n televisie nie |
TV Programme: |
Buitelug / Natuurlewe; Dokumentêr; Fliekkanale |
Fliek Gereeldheid: |
Af-en-toe of ongereeld |
Fliek Voorkeure: |
Aksie; Oorlog; Westerse |
Belangstellings: |
Gesonde leefstyl; Kaartspeletjies; Kookkuns; Tuinmaak |
Sport Betrokkenheid: |
Tot die dood toe verveeld |
Sport: |
Kampering; Kanovaart; Kegelbal; Lyn- / Rolskaats; Seil; Skubaduik; Snoeker; Snorkelduik; Stap; Staptogte; Tafeltennis; Veerpyltjies; Visvang; Vlugbal; Waterski; Witwater-kanovaart |
Kook: |
Ek kook eerder as om honger te ly |
Kookkuns: |
Indies; Maak nie saak nie; Seekos; Sjinees; Soesji |
Uiteet: |
Ek eet net op spesiale geleenthede uit |
Lewenspas: |
Georganiseerd |
Tyd by die Werk: |
Wat's werk? |
Tydverdryf keuses: |
Tyd spandeer in die buitelug |
Tyd Aanlyn: |
Ek is 'n hele paar uur aanlyn per dag |
Gebruik Dwelms: |
Nooit |
Familie Grootte: |
Ek het broers en susters |
Familie Nouheid: |
Ons is baie geheg |
Verhoudingstipes: |
Ek is net enkellopend |
Diere: |
Ek hou van hulle goedgaar ;) |
Troeteldiere (Het): |
Visse |
Troeteldiere (Hou van): |
Voël(s); Kat(te) |
Troeteldiere (hou nie van nie): |
Eksotiese dier(e); Reptiel(e); Knaagdier(e) |
Prikkels: |
Selfgeldend; Flankering; Intelligensie; Naakbaai |
Godsdienstige Bywoning: |
Nooit |
Droomhuis: |
Ander |
Politiek: |
Ek het geen belangstelling in politiek nie |
Aftreeplanne: |
Die sewe oseane aandurf op 'n seiljag |
Eerlikheid: |
Uiters |
