In His Own Words
About Him
Slaan my met 'n nat vis, ...but I can't see why anyone "should" get to know me. I'm an ol' stubborn Bull, know always better, seldom sharrup, take life far too serious, and smoke becus I LIKE it. My snoring beats a chainsaw handsdown and I stutter when I'm nervous. Then I was also kicked in the head by the Aries, so every 7 to 8 years I pack-up and relocate somewhere distant or at least do a major life-change. Some brannie-&-kouk rockspider-fools call that "adventurous". Ha, I call it plain stupid. Like the time when I sailed a 30ft yacht across the Atlantic with a hysterically-prone female to teach me sailing. Or when I drove a big-rig 18-wheeler truck all across the snowy and icy roads of America. Adventurous? ...nahh, DUMB!!
But I have a few interesting (travel) stories. And with my sense-o-humor, plus a Southern Comfort or 2, well I had friends fall off perfectly stable chairs, some wetting their pant(ie)s, others promised to kill me. ...Shame.
Let Wel; After returning back to SA, I gave the new society 1-look and decided to go back to truck-driving in the US, ...and now virtually live in the truck. So don't even bother if you're not willing to leave SA or to be far from "your people".
Let's see;
1. I am H-O-N-E-S-T to my inner-circle, but "could" BS a stranger. [removed]
2. I "do" the toilet-seat. It's just not wise to pull on a tiger's tail.
3. I share my feelings/thoughts. Sometimes to a boring drone.
4. I show my emotions. It's called zest-4-life.
5. I cry when I'm sad. It's ok if some thinks I'm a ninny, I have no ego.
6. I'm too stupid/naive/ignorant to have fear. Some call it brave.
7. Ofcourse I like gardening and the outdoors. Which boertjie does'nt?
8. Agh, do I really have to specify that I know which side is the front-end of a drill?
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About His Ideal Match
Thanks 4 reading so far, but deep-down I'm still "just a man" ...physically-visual. So if you LOOK like some-one's grandma or ARE overweight = no-thank-u. We all have a choice - raait?
And a better match is ensured the more "similar" we are --- Also born-&-raised at the Coast. We coastal-people just think & speak a different lingo, trust me.
Oh yes, and plz have a brain - comprehend what you read, especially in point-1 above. Ok, ok, while I'm at it. I might as well add my wish-list, nobody in her right mind is reading this far anyway.
a. You also have a brain, ...did I already say that? You can think, can v-e-r-b-a-l-i-s-e your wants/feelings, can REALLY be a "partner" with your own ideas and assertiveness.[removed]
Oops, just lost a few Typical-Women there!
b. Your upper-lip is fuller than 5mm - I just don't do well with a bitch.
Yep, there goes a few more!
c. Sometimes "Quiet" is also considered a perfect conversation.
Bye, if you're uncomfortable with yourself!
d. Be able or willing-to-learn to play Bridge, or at least Canasta.
Shucks, there goes another bunch of dummies!
e. Any women still reading? ...Ok howabout; I'm REALLY looking for a Friend, a Buddy. I'm totally comfortable with celibacy. So don't expect much romance - light your own blerrie candles. Yes I like kissing, holding hands and body-contact, but that's not the Be-All.
And you'll need to be abit of a Tomboy & Outside-the-Box Thinker to like my frugal lifestyle --- truck-driving now and later permanently cruising & at-anchor on a sailing catamaran in the Caribbean Islands (HA! a beachhouse se malantillie).
Oops, dropped a few "Dames" there!
No-one? ANY-one?[removed]
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About Him
Country of Origin: |
South Africa | |
Location: |
Northern Suburbs (Boston), Cape Town, South Africa | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
68 | |
Star Sign: |
Taurus | |
Height: |
183cm (6' 0.0") | |
Body Type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair Colour: |
Dark Blonde | |
Eye Colour: |
Blue | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
Afrikaans | |
Other Languages: |
English; French | |
Religion: |
Christian / Protestant | |
Relationship Status: |
Divorced | |
Looking for: |
Friends; Open to possibilities; Long-term | |
Have Children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want Children: |
No | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat most things | |
Smoking: |
Regular | |
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | |
Education: |
Technical Diploma | |
Occupation: |
Transportation | |
Income: |
Enough |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
South Africa | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age Range: |
40 - 61 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
Any | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic | ||
Looks: |
Any | ||
Hair Colour: |
Any | ||
Eye Colour: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Non-negotiable | ||
Ethnicity: |
Asian; Indian; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian | ||
Home Language: |
Any | ||
Other Languages: |
English | ||
Religion: |
Any | ||
Relationship Status: |
Any | ||
Have Children: |
No; Yes, not living with me | ||
Want Children: |
No | ||
Daily Diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Him
Hair Style: |
Short; Straight |
Eyesight: |
I sometimes wear glasses |
Facial Hair: |
I'm clean-shaven |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body Art: |
I don't have any |
Sense of Humour: |
Light-hearted |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Party Behaviour: |
An average mingler |
Personality Traits: |
Daring; Funny; Intelligent; Optimistic; Outspoken |
Valued Qualities: |
Friendliness; Honesty |
Fashion Sense: |
Minimal (Clothes are strictly optional) |
Favourite Clothing: |
My trusty pair of jeans |
Favourite Colour: |
Blue |
Date Activities: |
A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Meeting for coffee; Walking on the beach |
Music Preferences: |
Rock |
Reading: |
I love it |
Books: |
Crime; Travel |
TV Habits: |
I don't have a TV |
TV Shows: |
Documentaries; Movie Channels; Nature / Wildlife |
Movie Frequency: |
Occasionally or irregularly |
Movie Preferences: |
Action; War; Westerns |
Interests: |
Card games; Cooking; Gardening; Healthy living |
Sport Involvement: |
Bored to death |
Sports: |
Bowling; Camping; Canoeing; Darts; Fishing; Hiking; Inline / Roller skating; Pool; Sailing; Scuba diving; Snorkeling; Table Tennis; Volleyball; Walking; Water skiing; White water rafting |
Cooking: |
I cook rather than starve |
Food: |
Chinese; Doesn't matter; Indian; Seafood; Sushi |
Go Out to Eat: |
I only eat out on special occasions |
Pace of Life: |
Organised |
Time at Work: |
What's work? |
Pastimes of choice: |
Spending time outdoors |
Time Online: |
I'm on several hours a day |
Take Drugs: |
Never |
Family Size: |
I've got brothers and sisters |
Family Closeness: |
We're very close |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Animals: |
I like them Well Done ;) |
Pets (Have): |
Fish |
Pets (Like): |
Bird(s); Cat(s) |
Pets (Dislike): |
Exotic pet(s); Reptile(s); Rodent(s) |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Flirting; Intelligence; Skinny dipping |
Religious Attendance: |
Never |
Dream Home: |
Other |
Politics: |
I have no interest in politics |
Retirement Plans: |
Sailing the seven seas |
Honesty: |
Extremely |
