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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

About Her

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Helderberg (Gordon's Bay), Cape Town, South Africa
Gender:
Female
Age:
40
Star Sign:
Capricorn
Height:
180cm (5' 10.9")
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Average
Hair Colour:
Blonde
Eye Colour:
Blue
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans; French
Religion:
Spiritual, but not religious
Marital Status:
Never Married
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Maybe
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Regular
Drinking:
Regular Drinker
Education:
Ask me later
Occupation:
Administrative / Secretarial
Income:
Comfortable

About Her Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in Western Cape, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age Range:
38 - 60
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Large
Looks:
Any
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Non-negotiable
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
Afrikaans; English; French
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
Marital Status:
Married; Separated; Divorced
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In Her Own Words

About Her

Ships are referred to as "she" because men love them, there is a great deal of bustle about her as well as a gang of men on deck, particularly if she is slim-waisted, well-stacked, and has an inviting superstructure. It is not so much her initial cost as it is her upkeep that makes you founder.

She is admired when freshly painted and decked out to emphasize her cardinal points. If an aircraft carrier, she will wave you off if she feels you are sinking too low or a little too high. She will not hangar around with duds, but will light you off and launch you into the wild blue yonder when you muster a full head of steam.

Even a submarine reveals her topsides returning to port, heads straight for the buoys, knows her pier, and gets her breast-lines out promptly if she is single-screwed. On departure, no ship leaves port asleep, she always leaves awake. A ship costs a lot to dress, sometimes blows a bit of smoke, and requires periodic overhauls to extend her useful life.

Some have a cute fantail, others are heavy in the stern, but all have double-bottoms which demand attention. When meeting head-on, sound a recognition signal; whistle! If she does not answer up, come about and start laying alongside, but watch to see if her ship is slowing . . . perhaps her slip is showing? Then proceed with caution until danger of collision is over and you can fathom how much latitude she will allow.

If she does not remain on an even keel, let things ride, feel your way, and do not cross the line until you determine weather the "do" point is right for a prolonged blast. If she is in the roaring forties, however, you may be in the dangerous semi-circle, so do not expect much "luff," especially under bare poles.

If she edges aweigh, keep her steady as she goes, but do not sink into the doldrums. Just remember that "to furnish a ship requireth much trouble, but to furnish a woman the cost is double!"After all, a ship's bell(e) will always remain her most prized possession, and every good ship has a heart, just like yours

About Her Ideal Match

I dont think theres anything you shouldnt try at least... once.. no, make that twice . . . or three times in a row

More About Her

More Physical Characteristics
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Fashion Sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Hair Style:
Long; Straight; It has its moods
Body Art:
Pierced ears; Navel ring; A tattoo or two
Personality Traits
Sense of Humour:
Obscure
Intelligence:
Street Smart
Ruled by:
The genitals
Party Behaviour:
The life of the party
Personality Traits:
Daring; Easy going; Naive; Optimistic; Outrageous; Outspoken; Silly; Wild & Crazy
Valued Qualities:
Chemistry; Friendliness; Humour; Sexiness
Leisure & Entertainment
Favourite Colour:
Blue
Favourite Clothing:
I'm most comfortable naked
Date Activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach
Cuisine:
Chinese; Fast food; German; Italian; Seafood; South African; Thai
Books:
Crime; Fantasy; Science / Technology
TV Shows:
Comedy/Sit-coms; Documentaries; Educational; Sci-Fi
Movie Preferences:
Comedy; Cult Classics; Drama; Mystery; Romance; Sci-Fi; War
Interests:
Cooking; Sewing; Surfing the Internet
Sports:
Extreme sports; Hiking; Horse Riding; Sailing
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Organised
Time at Work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Spending time outdoors
Time Online:
I'm on several hours a day
Cooking:
I love it!
Dining Out:
I eat out a few times a week
TV Habits:
I mostly use my TV for news or sport
Movie Frequency:
Several times a week
Sport Involvement:
Watching from the sidelines
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I've got a sister
Family Closeness:
We're dysfunctional
Current Relationship:
I'm single
Reading:
It's just OK
Likes & Dislikes
Pets (Like):
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Other; Horse(s)
Turn-ons:
Body piercing(s); Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Power; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking
The Deep Stuff
Dream Home:
Beach house
Religious Attendance:
Rarely
Retirement Plans:
Sailing the seven seas
Politics:
Very Liberal
Honesty:
Extremely