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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Edenvale, Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
47
Star Sign:
Gemini
Height:
188cm (6' 2.0")
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Average
Hair Colour:
Dark Brown
Eye Colour:
Hazel
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans
Religion:
Other
Marital Status:
Never Married
Looking for:
Friends; Open to possibilities
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Maybe
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Regular
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
High / secondary school
Occupation:
Technical / Science / Engineering
Income:
Comfortable

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in Africa
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
27 - 40
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
140cm (4' 7.1") or shorter - 170cm (5' 6.9")
Body Type:
Slim; Average
Looks:
Average
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Decidedly important
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
Marital Status:
Never Married; Divorced; Widowed
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
Maybe
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

You will never get to know me in my entirety. The same goes for you. However, you should get to try to know at least a little bit of me, because, without it, your life will be less fullfilled :P
With the philosophical crap out of the way:

I am sarcastic, lewd, vulgar and a perve.
I say what I want, how I want, when I want.
I have no pretences.
I work in IT and therefore do not have much of a life beyond the cyberworld.
I am untidy. Just the other week, I hauled out 27 red bull tins from under my car seats.
I am stubborn and tend only to hear what I need to hear.

If this is your cup of tea, or coffee, or dop.
And you have nothing better to do, then here's a home improvement project to test you.

About His Ideal Match

This is gonna be tough, but it would be great to meet someone that won't be charging by the hour.

Well, maybe the first date would be OK.

I wouldn't want you to think too much as this would most certainly cause problems.
Leave that to me.
I am the male, after all.
And I know best.
So, tag along, look pretty, do your duties without complaint and we'll gel just nicely.

More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Facial Hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Eyesight:
I wear glasses
Fashion Sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Hair Style:
Short
Body Art:
Pierced ears
Personality Traits
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The genitals
Party Behaviour:
An exhibitionist
Personality Traits:
Daring; Funny; Intelligent; Moody; Outspoken; Sarcastic
Valued Qualities:
Chemistry; Honesty; Humour; Tolerance
Leisure & Entertainment
Favourite Colour:
Green
Favourite Clothing:
Shorts & a T-shirt
Date Activities:
A movie; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach
Cuisine:
Chinese; Fast food; Indian; South African; Thai
Music Preferences:
Dance / Disco; Electronic Dance Music; Instrumental; Pop / Top 40; Rock
Books:
Crime; Fantasy; Fiction; Horror; Mystery; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology
TV Shows:
Action/Adventure; Documentaries; Movie Channels; Nature/Wildlife; Reality shows; Sci-Fi
Movie Preferences:
Action; Cult Classics; Horror; Mystery; Sci-Fi; War
Interests:
Computer & video games; Computer programming; Gambling; Reading; Surfing the Internet
Sports:
Athletics; Fishing; Gymnastics; Pool; Snooker
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Disorganised
Time at Work:
I always put in overtime
Pastimes of choice:
Doing absolutely nothing
Time Online:
I'm online more than I'm offline
Cooking:
I cook rather than starve
Dining Out:
I eat out a few times a month
TV Habits:
I watch a few favourite shows each week
Sport Involvement:
Bored to death
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I've got brothers and sisters
Family Closeness:
We're average
Current Relationship:
I'm single
Willing to Relocate:
I'm unlikely to move
Reading:
I love it
Likes & Dislikes
Pets (Have):
Dog(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public; Sarcasm
Turn-offs:
Body piercing(s); Tattoo(s)
The Deep Stuff
Dream Home:
Castle in Scotland
Religious Attendance:
Rarely
Retirement Plans:
Living in a quiet cabin in the woods
Politics:
Anarchic
Honesty:
Extremely