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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Randburg (Blairgowrie), Gauteng, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
47
Star Sign:
Ask me later
Height:
178cm (5' 10.1")
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Average
Hair Colour:
Shaved
Eye Colour:
Brown
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans
Religion:
Atheist
Marital Status:
Never Married
Looking for:
Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Occasional
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Some University / College
Occupation:
Other
Income:
Comfortable

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Bedfordview; Edenvale; Krugersdorp; Midrand; Modderfontein; Randburg; Randfontein; Roodepoort; Sandton; Johannesburg (Gauteng, South Africa)
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
37 - 46
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
140cm (4' 7.1") or shorter - 183cm (6' 0.0")
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Disabled; Curvaceous
Looks:
Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Non-negotiable
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
Afrikaans; English
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist; Buddhist / Taoist; Spiritual, but not religious
Marital Status:
Never Married; Divorced; Widowed
Have Children:
No; Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily
Smoking:
Non-Smoker; Occasional
Drinking:
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker
Education:
High / secondary school; Current University / College Student; Some University / College; Technical Diploma; Associates degree; Bachelors degree; Postgraduate degree; PhD / Post Doctoral
Occupation:
Administrative / Secretarial; Artistic / Musical / Writer; Executive / Management; Finance; Food Services; Labour / Construction; Legal; Medical / Dental; Retired; Self-employed; Student; Teacher / Professor; Technical / Science / Engineering; Transportation; Other; Agriculture
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

I am intelligent, hard-working, and have been accused of having a sense of humour. (not always a good or appropriate one, but a sense of humour nonetheless)

I am generous, caring, and relatively even tempered. That is not to say that I have never lobbed the occasional toy from the proverbial cot or burst into fits of hilarity at inopportune moments.

I am not exactly the 'Marlboro Man', in fact my idea of roughing it would be staying in a three star hotel, but I have been known to enjoy the odd trip away when the opportunity arises.

Not much into "image", I keep myself and my home neat and tidy, but labels, brands and fancy cars are not big on my list of priorities. I would far rather spend my money on upgrading one of my PC's, or tweaking my LAN. And it is a common phenomenon when at the shops to find my self being dragged - completely against my will of course - into the gravitational event horizon of a DVD or Computer store.

I guess I am more of a Nerd than a Jock, more cerebral than physical. Although I do a bit of woodwork, and can normally fix anything, from my stove to rising damp.

Over the years it has become clear that I know nothing about women, and I would likely be a bit of a project. I have a penchant for animated movies, silly jokes and obscure statements. My "Filters" fail me sometimes and I have been known to offend occasionally. I am still a child at heart, like to play with my toys and my dogs, and am sometimes lax with the odd chore.

Hey, where are you going?

Come back!

Darn....

About His Ideal Match

I am looking for an intelligent, lively, witty lady who enjoys reading, talking, going to shows, watching movies, and walking (note: dogs are involved in the aforementioned walks).

I would like to meet a lady who will teach me new things, and show me facets of myself I've never seen. A woman who is not scared to share her feelings with me, and who will be open and honest at all times. She must expect the same from me.

Realistically, if we are going to have a chance,she will need to at least find Weird al Yankowic and Kevin Bloody Wilson funny, bonus points will be awarded for knowing of Allan Sherman, and Jeremy Taylor.

Being able to forgive my occasional social faux pas is essential, especially as I occasionally will initiate this on purpose.

If she plays computer games and knows the difference between HTTP and FTP that will be a bonus.

If she felt a keener loss at the death of Terry Pratchett than Madiba, I have her ring ready...

More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Facial Hair:
I have a goatee
Eyesight:
I wear glasses and contacts
Fashion Sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Disabilities:
I have none
Hair Style:
It's a distant memory
Body Art:
I don't have any
Personality Traits
Sense of Humour:
Obscure
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behaviour:
An average mingler
Personality Traits:
Funny; Intelligent; Outspoken; Realistic
Valued Qualities:
Contentment; Faithfulness; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Moderation; Self-control; Sexiness
Leisure & Entertainment
Favourite Colour:
Blue
Favourite Clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
Date Activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach
Cuisine:
Chinese; Fast food; German; Italian; Seafood; Thai
Music Preferences:
Alternative; Blues; Classical; Folk; Heavy Metal; Instrumental; Jazz; New Age; Opera; Pop / Top 40; Rock
Books:
Crime; Fantasy; Horror; Mystery; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology
TV Shows:
Action/Adventure; Cartoons; Comedy/Sit-coms; Documentaries; Movie Channels; Nature/Wildlife; Sci-Fi
Movie Preferences:
Action; Comedy; Cult Classics; Horror; Mystery; Sci-Fi
Interests:
Board games; Card games; Computer & video games; Computer programming; Cooking; Reading; Surfing the Internet; Woodworking; Writing poetry
Sports:
Backgammon; Bowling; Chess; Darts; Ice Skating; Pool; Snooker
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Manageable
Time at Work:
I always put in overtime
Pastimes of choice:
Reading a book
Time Online:
Less than once a week
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Dining Out:
I eat out a few times a month
TV Habits:
I watch a few favourite shows each week
Movie Frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Sport Involvement:
Bored to death
Animals:
I like them Well Done
Take Drugs:
Not any more
Family Size:
I've got a sister
Family Closeness:
We're average
Current Relationship:
I'm single
Reading:
There's nothing better
Likes & Dislikes
Pets (Have):
Dog(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair
Turn-offs:
Thrill seeking
The Deep Stuff
Dream Home:
House in the suburbs
Religious Attendance:
Doesn't apply
Retirement Plans:
At home with a good book
Politics:
I have no interest in politics
Honesty:
Extremely