About Him
Country of Origin: |
China | |
Location: |
Northern Suburbs (Century City), Cape Town, South Africa | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
67 | |
Star Sign: |
Capricorn | |
Height: |
183cm (6' 0.0") | |
Body Type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Attractive | |
Hair Colour: |
Grey | |
Eye Colour: |
Blue | |
Ethnicity: |
Ask me later | |
Home Language: |
English | |
Other Languages: |
Afrikaans; Greek; Portuguese; Spanish | |
Religion: |
Christian / Orthodox | |
Relationship Status: |
Divorced | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage | |
Have Children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want Children: |
Ask me later | |
Daily Diet: |
Ask me later | |
Smoking: |
Occasional | |
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | |
Education: |
Some University / College | |
Occupation: |
Self-employed | |
Income: |
Comfortable |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
South Africa | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in South Africa | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age Range: |
33 - 52 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
Any | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic | ||
Looks: |
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive | ||
Hair Colour: |
Any | ||
Eye Colour: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Decidedly important | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home Language: |
Any | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any | ||
Relationship Status: |
Any | ||
Have Children: |
Any | ||
Want Children: |
Any | ||
Daily Diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
In His Own Words
About Him
hello there im still bizzy setting up the profile so if u have something nasty 2 say.. feel free 2 drop me a msg. or u may view my other profile Rebuffed_Corpse
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
I thought that I could love no other, Until, that is, I met your sister.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot, This describes everything you are not.
I want to feel, your sweet embrace, But don't take that paper bag, off of your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes- Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you, screwed up my life.
I see your face, when I am dreaming, That's why I always wake up screaming.
My love, you take my breath away, What have you stepped in, to smell this way.
My feelings for you, no words can tell, Except for maybe "go to hell".
What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things."
"The trouble with woman is that they're not returnable."
All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets
normal people worry me
Don't steal, the government hates competition
I have an attitude and I'm not afraid to use it.
I Need Someone Really Bad. Are You Really Bad?
I Don’t Suffer From Insanity, I Enjoy Every Minute Of It
Why can't women learn to put the toilet seat back up?
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition
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About His Ideal Match
hello there im still bizzy setting up the profile so if u have something nasty 2 say.. drop me a msg
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Have no fear of perfection -- you'll never reach it.
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech
The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning."
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
"The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much."
Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car."
"Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?"
"Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, 'Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, genitals, current account, confidence, razor blades, and good standing among your friends'."
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
"Dammit sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't be always living for pleasure."
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
women fake orgasm`s.. men fake relationships
"Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."
"Only in Africa." Confusses Zuma Say. "safe sex practise.no have condom.no problem. just take hot shower after sex.wash cocky with lifeboy,for stubborn stains. prewash with vanish.and for that extra protection dip [removed]in domestos.as it kills all house hold germs.
What His Friends Say
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More About Him
Hair Style: |
Short; Straight |
Eyesight: |
I've got 20/20 vision |
Facial Hair: |
I'm clean-shaven |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body Art: |
I don't have any |
Sense of Humour: |
Dry |
Intelligence: |
Street Smart |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Party Behaviour: |
An impartial observer |
Personality Traits: |
Daring; Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Moody; Optimistic; Outgoing; Realistic; Stable |
Valued Qualities: |
Friendliness; Honesty |
Fashion Sense: |
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans) |
Favourite Clothing: |
I'm most comfortable naked |
Favourite Colour: |
Blue |
Date Activities: |
A movie; A music concert; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach |
Music Preferences: |
Alternative; Heavy Metal; Latin; Pop / Top 40; Rock; World |
Reading: |
It's just OK |
Books: |
Crime; History; Mystery; Non-fiction; Travel |
TV Shows: |
Action / Adventure; Documentaries; Movie Channels; Nature / Wildlife; News; Sport |
Movie Preferences: |
Action; Adult; Comedy; Documentary; Mystery; War |
Sport Involvement: |
A regular competitor |
Sports: |
Sailing |
Cooking: |
I cook rather than starve |
Food: |
Chinese; Doesn't matter; Fast food; French; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; South African; Sushi; Thai |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out 7 days a week |
Pace of Life: |
Hectic |
Time at Work: |
I should have a bed in my office |
Pastimes of choice: |
Spending time outdoors |
Time Online: |
I check in once a day |
Take Drugs: |
Never |
Family Size: |
I've got a sister |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Animals: |
I like them Well Done ;) |
Dream Home: |
Other |
Politics: |
Moderate |
Retirement Plans: |
Sailing the seven seas |
Honesty: |
Very |
