Hooflungdung

63 – Northern Suburbs (Century City), Cape Town, South Africa

Woman who put man in doghouse, soon find him in cat house!!!

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Modified: More than 6 months ago

Online: More than 6 months ago

About Him

Country of Origin:
China
Location:
Northern Suburbs (Century City), Cape Town, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
63
Star Sign:
Capricorn
Height:
183cm (6' 0.0")
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Attractive
Hair Colour:
Grey
Eye Colour:
Blue
Ethnicity:
Asian; Black/African; Indian; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans; Greek; Portuguese; Spanish
Religion:
Christian / Orthodox
Marital Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
Yes, not living with me
Want Children:
Ask me later
Daily Diet:
Ask me later
Smoking:
Occasional
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Some University / College
Occupation:
Self-employed
Income:
Comfortable

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Anywhere in South Africa
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
33 - 52
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic
Looks:
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Decidedly important
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
Marital Status:
Any
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

hello there im still bizzy setting up the profile so if u have something nasty 2 say.. feel free 2 drop me a msg. or u may view my other profile Rebuffed_Corpse
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
I thought that I could love no other, Until, that is, I met your sister.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot, This describes everything you are not.
I want to feel, your sweet embrace, But don't take that paper bag, off of your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes- Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you, screwed up my life.
I see your face, when I am dreaming, That's why I always wake up screaming.
My love, you take my breath away, What have you stepped in, to smell this way.
My feelings for you, no words can tell, Except for maybe "go to hell".
What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things."
"The trouble with woman is that they're not returnable."
All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets
normal people worry me
Don't steal, the government hates competition
I have an attitude and I'm not afraid to use it.
I Need Someone Really Bad. Are You Really Bad?
I Don’t Suffer From Insanity, I Enjoy Every Minute Of It
Why can't women learn to put the toilet seat back up?
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition
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About His Ideal Match

hello there im still bizzy setting up the profile so if u have something nasty 2 say.. drop me a msg
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Have no fear of perfection -- you'll never reach it.
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech
The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning."
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
"The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much."
Men are superior to women. For one thing, men can urinate from a speeding car."
"Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?"
"Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, 'Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, genitals, current account, confidence, razor blades, and good standing among your friends'."
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
"Dammit sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't be always living for pleasure."
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
women fake orgasm`s.. men fake relationships
"Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."
"Only in Africa." Confusses Zuma Say. "safe sex practise.no have condom.no problem. just take hot shower after sex.wash cocky with lifeboy,for stubborn stains. prewash with vanish.and for that extra protection dip [removed]in domestos.as it kills all house hold germs.

More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Facial Hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Fashion Sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Disabilities:
I have none
Hair Style:
Short; Straight
Body Art:
I don't have any
Personality Traits
Sense of Humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Street Smart
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behaviour:
An impartial observer
Personality Traits:
Daring; Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Moody; Optimistic; Outgoing; Realistic; Stable
Valued Qualities:
Friendliness; Honesty
Leisure & Entertainment
Favourite Colour:
Blue
Favourite Clothing:
I'm most comfortable naked
Date Activities:
A movie; A music concert; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach
Cuisine:
Chinese; Doesn't matter; Fast food; French; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; South African; Sushi; Thai
Music Preferences:
Alternative; Heavy Metal; Latin; Pop / Top 40; Rock; World
Books:
Crime; History; Mystery; Non-fiction; Travel
TV Shows:
Action/Adventure; Documentaries; Movie Channels; Nature/Wildlife; News; Sport
Movie Preferences:
Action; Adult; Comedy; Documentary; Mystery; War
Sports:
Sailing
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Hectic
Time at Work:
I should have a bed in my office
Pastimes of choice:
Spending time outdoors
Time Online:
I check in once a day
Cooking:
I cook rather than starve
Dining Out:
I eat out 7 days a week
Sport Involvement:
A regular competitor
Animals:
I like them Well Done
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I've got a sister
Current Relationship:
I'm single
Reading:
It's just OK
The Deep Stuff
Dream Home:
Other
Retirement Plans:
Sailing the seven seas
Politics:
Moderate
Honesty:
Very