In His Own Words
About Him
I am a poet in the gutter, and a lover from the street. An orator of eloquence a sculptor of defeat.
A portrait of the pestilence a painter of deceit. A dancer with the answers for the woman I'may. one day meet.Wise enough to admit ignorance, powerful enough to admit defeat, and strong enough to submit.I choose to live by choice, not by chance; to make changes, not excuses; to be motivated, not manipulated; to be useful, not used; to excel, not compete.
AFTER 5 ATTEMPTS TO PASTE MY PIC ON HERE.AND BEING THREATENED THAT I`L BE BANNED I FIGURED BEFORE I KICK MY P.C.OR TEAR UP ALL THE TOILET PAPER IN THE HOUSE. I`LL ACCEPT DEFEAT GEEZ. I WONDER IF ITS SOMETHING I SAID OR ATE.a year later the site accepted my pic..
Mayb its because I am a man:??
When I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in and I have damaged the vehicle.
When the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start."
I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "cumin"or"tofu" For all I know these could be the same thing. And never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for which "feminine hygiene product" is a eupheminsm.
When one of our appliances stops working I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.
Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2015, I will share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the rest like wandering around in the garden with a beer, wondering what to do.
About His Ideal Match
a reved up psychopathic redhead with nymphomanic tendancies.or a deaf/mute with big boobs,that owns a liquorstore. just kiddin.LOL
if i open another profile that reads.lookin 4 a Soulmate ,walks on the beach redwine sunsets.or a man with asense of humour grrrr!!im gonna jump out here and bite u.as im bizzy loosin my sense of humour.almost every profile reads the same.
is there someone here.who can challange me mentaly,has attitude,a sense of humour and some adventure in their blood.som1with more class than ass.am i askin to much.
hey ugly!! if ur desperate and this quote refers too u. If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it will always be yours.If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free..You either married it or gave birth to it. well u just carry on lookin..cos u`ve hit on the wrong profile..
lemme rather tell u what im Not lookin for .
if u boast bein stuborn and untidy as ur beter qualities.
i consider stuborness the height of stupidity.untideness: a lack of values an self respect,sorry to say i dont run a finishing school.
if lifes given u a raw deal and ur into male bashing or u just lookin for a pissing post to relieve ur anger or if uve laid claim to the quote.that men only think with their ding dongs dont bother me.this may come as a surprise to u.i think with both.they say 2 heads think beter than one.
if u r on a fruit coctail of mothers little helpers,anti depresents or sleepin tablets.pass me by.
HELP..A Few years ago.the EX walked off with the Dog.Reward offered for the return of the Dog. never mind the EX. I once read a article that said the typical symptoms of stress are:eating too much,impulse buying,+ driving too fast.Are they kidding? ThatS my idea of a perfect day So dont spoil mine by askin to view my pics without openin urs.
u have a great day and i hope u see the humour in the profile
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About Him
Country of Origin: |
Greece | |
Location: |
City Bowl, Cape Town, South Africa | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
71 | |
Star Sign: |
Capricorn | |
Height: |
183cm (6' 0.0") | |
Body Type: |
Average | |
Looks: |
Above Average | |
Hair Colour: |
Grey | |
Eye Colour: |
Blue | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
English | |
Other Languages: |
Afrikaans; Greek | |
Religion: |
Spiritual, but not religious | |
Relationship Status: |
Divorced | |
Looking for: |
Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Long-term | |
Have Children: |
Yes, not living with me | |
Want Children: |
No | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Occasional | |
Drinking: |
Occasional Drinker | |
Education: |
Some University / College | |
Occupation: |
Self-employed | |
Income: |
Comfortable |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age Range: |
39 - 50 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
140cm (4' 7.1") or shorter - 191cm (6' 3.2") | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; Curvaceous | ||
Looks: |
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive | ||
Hair Colour: |
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Black; Changes Often | ||
Eye Colour: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Slightly important | ||
Ethnicity: |
Any | ||
Home Language: |
Any | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any | ||
Relationship Status: |
Any | ||
Have Children: |
Any | ||
Want Children: |
Any | ||
Daily Diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Any |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Him
Hair Style: |
Medium; Straight |
Eyesight: |
I've got 20/20 vision |
Facial Hair: |
I have a moustache |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body Art: |
I don't have any |
Sense of Humour: |
Dry |
Intelligence: |
Intellectually Challenged |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Party Behaviour: |
An impartial observer |
Personality Traits: |
Cautious; Easy going; Intelligent; Mild; Optimistic; Outgoing; Realistic; Sarcastic; Stable |
Valued Qualities: |
Friendliness; Honesty; Patience; Tolerance |
Fashion Sense: |
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans) |
Favourite Clothing: |
I'm most comfortable naked |
Favourite Colour: |
Blue |
Date Activities: |
A movie; A music concert; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks |
Music Preferences: |
Blues; Electronic Dance Music; Heavy Metal; Latin; Pop / Top 40; Rock; World |
Reading: |
I enjoy it |
Books: |
Crime; History; Mystery; Travel |
TV Habits: |
I mostly use my TV for news or sport |
TV Shows: |
Action / Adventure; Documentaries; Educational; Movie Channels; Nature / Wildlife; News; Reality shows |
Movie Frequency: |
I wait for movies to come out on DVD or online. |
Movie Preferences: |
Action; Comedy; Documentary; Mystery; War |
Sport Involvement: |
An active participant |
Sports: |
Extreme sports; Rugby; Sailing; Water skiing |
Cooking: |
I cook rather than starve |
Food: |
Chinese; Doesn't matter; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; South African; Sushi; Thai |
Go Out to Eat: |
I eat out 7 days a week |
Pace of Life: |
Hectic |
Time at Work: |
I always put in overtime |
Pastimes of choice: |
Socialising with friends |
Time Online: |
I check in once a day |
Take Drugs: |
Never |
Family Size: |
I've got a sister |
Family Closeness: |
We're average |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Animals: |
I like animals |
Turn-ons: |
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Power; Skinny dipping; Thrill seeking |
Religious Attendance: |
Once a week |
Dream Home: |
Beach house |
Politics: |
Liberal |
Retirement Plans: |
Sailing the seven seas |
Honesty: |
Very |