pumpkinhead

54 – Northern Suburbs (Bellville), Cape Town, South Africa

my sexy ass will have you in a new dimeshun

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Modified: More than 6 months ago

Online: More than 6 months ago

About Her

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Northern Suburbs (Bellville), Cape Town, South Africa
Gender:
Female
Age:
54
Star Sign:
Ask me later
Height:
5cm (0' 2.0")
Body Type:
Slim
Looks:
Beauty contest winner
Hair Colour:
Blonde
Eye Colour:
Blue
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Ask me later
Other Languages:
English
Religion:
Other
Marital Status:
Ask me later
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
Yes, living with me
Want Children:
Maybe
Daily Diet:
Ask me later
Smoking:
Heavy
Drinking:
Heavy Drinker
Education:
Haven't completed high / secondary school
Occupation:
Ask me later
Income:
On Welfare/Benefits

About Her Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in the World
Gender:
Male
Age Range:
Any
Star Sign:
Cancer
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Large; Other; Disabled
Looks:
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
None (Bald); Other; Balding
Eye Colour:
Grey
Has a Photo:
Not important at all
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
Marital Status:
Any
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Heavy
Drinking:
Regular Drinker
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Food Services
Income:
Wealthy; Fat cat
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In Her Own Words

About Her

i live live to the fullest. i know what i want and i know how 2 get it. no what i mean baby???? lets be honest most people say it hard to talk about theirself but i say it is easy iam real fine and i am gorjus. i was a beaty queen in school ans left school to persue a modeling carer. who need to no maths when you look like i do? haha just kidding but not really kidding. just you wait an see. i ahve what every man dreams of. you wan2 waste yer life with a boring brown hair fatty with glasses be my gest. but if you wan a funtime with a real alfa woman who watches her wait can be a womman than contac me. i hate fiminist. i am unhapply married to man who treats me like a fiminst and who is not strong enuff 4 me. i wan2 b treated like a beaty queen if that is you then wirte me!! get on yer white hose and res Q me!

About Her Ideal Match

sing this 2 the toon of the natshional anthum: you may be married and lookin for a real woman.
you may be allone.
you may be big you may be small you may be tall
you may be from here or from there. you may go to and you make go fro.
you may be bald you may be hariy you may be smart you may be dum but you will never fine me til you rite me. but you do know how to treat a lady like a lady is sposed to be treated and you drive a porsh and you don apolijize for it.
you know what you wnat and you know how to gettit.
you are dinomite in bed and you live live to the fulest with zest ansd spices.
you want a real lady who knows how to pleaze her man which is the most impotent thingof all.
.contact me and we will see what we will see on th beach or in th tub with sum bubbels rub a dub dub.
oh an you must believe in the Lord and that Jesus Crist is your only lord and saver.

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More About Her

More Physical Characteristics
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Fashion Sense:
Designer (I'm a slave to designer labels)
Disabilities:
I have none
Hair Style:
Short; Wild
Body Art:
Pierced ears; Navel ring; Pierced tongue; More piercings; A tattoo or two; Several tattoos
Personality Traits
Sense of Humour:
Sarcastic
Intelligence:
Rocket Scientist
Ruled by:
The genitals
Party Behaviour:
An exhibitionist
Personality Traits:
Outrageous; Wild & Crazy
Leisure & Entertainment
Favourite Colour:
Pink
Favourite Clothing:
I'm most comfortable naked
Cuisine:
Fast food
Music Preferences:
Country & Western; Gospel / Religious; Heavy Metal
TV Shows:
Action/Adventure; Comedy/Sit-coms; Game shows; Music Channels; Reality shows; Soap operas; Sport
Movie Preferences:
Horror
Interests:
Gambling
Sports:
Boxing; Curling; Wrestling
More Lifestyle
Time at Work:
I don't work
Pastimes of choice:
Doing absolutely nothing
Time Online:
Once or twice a week
Cooking:
I can't or won't cook
Dining Out:
I eat out 7 days a week
TV Habits:
My TV is never off
Movie Frequency:
I wait for movies to come out on video
Sport Involvement:
Not involved at all
Animals:
I like them Well Done
Take Drugs:
Not any more
Family Size:
I've lost count
Family Closeness:
We're dysfunctional
Reading:
I hate it
Likes & Dislikes
Pets (Dislike):
Bird(s); Cat(s); Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Other; Horse(s)
Turn-ons:
Assertiveness; Body piercing(s); Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Power; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking; Wealth
Turn-offs:
Intelligence
The Deep Stuff
Dream Home:
Mansion with loads of servants
Religious Attendance:
More than once a week
Retirement Plans:
In a high roller's suite in Las Vegas
Politics:
I have no interest in politics
Honesty:
Extremely